Job Description

Hey applicant,
We're glad you're interested in joining our growing team! Before you apply, please read this job description carefully -- it's also your first screening test. Hidden somewhere in this description is our WhatsApp number. Find it, and message us your resume once you do.

You're expected to report at office before nine in the morning. Punctuality matters because we value discipline and teamwork. Once you've settled in, you'll need to work like the leaves of the tree -- constantly active, quietly productive, and essential to growth.

Just like tree leaves that help create oxygen during the day for food and release carbon dioxide in the eight sorry, night, your efforts here will help our business breathe and grow. Don't worry, we don't expect you to work day and night -- just be sincere and efficient during your hours.

Be passionate about what you do - for us, enthusiasm is everything. We'll train you in one of our departments where teamwork is key. We encourage zero excuses and three levels of progress tracking every week. Stay focused for zero tolerance for delay, and maintain at least three communication updates daily across eight working hours.

If you've read carefully, you'll find that our contact number is right here, hidden like a small treasure -- message us there once you've found it.

Job Type: Full-time

Work Location: In person